I’m gonna kill something if this girl doesn’t shut up. I am on hour two of Italian homework and you’re still in this coffee shop? Oh you’re leaving….to get up and get a milkshake? Such a great idea. Please do. This means you will be here for another hour talking about your “near death experiences” and everything every cliche girl talks about when they are trying to sound interesting to a boy they are on their first date with. Or whatever you are on right now. I doubt it’s a first date, but it is sure not the second one. No boy can stand how absolutely voluminous your voice is. I doubt you are even capable of whispering. I hate you so bad.
Meaning:
Non mi piace la ragazza perche tutti lei sta parlando è di se stessa. E niente è interessante su di lei. Alla fine.
